Bizarre text messages from Stephen Birch to Tony Bennett 5, 6 & 10 Dec 2013

by **Tony Bennett** 05.12.13 17:13

At 13.46 hours GMT today, I received this message by text from Stephen Birch:

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"Tony Bennett you have been gagged by Kate and Jerry. Eat your bangers and mash. Stephen Birch is now in control and will solve the case".

The text was sent to me from the usual 'phone number he uses when 'phoning me: 0027 [rest of Tel. No. removed by Admin]

He has 'phoned me a few times - as I've reported from time to time to Mods & Admin here.

Six minutes later came this slightly longer message:

"Tony Bennett you have been gagged by Kate and Jerry. Eat your bangers and mash. Stephen Birch is now in control and will solve the case. Stephen Birch is a genius and is briliant.! Have a nice day"

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It looks like Birch has been lurking on the forum this morning.

Peoples' TV's run by Icke

He loves to spout forth on his mike

It's quite a broad church

He's even used Birch!

But Shrimpton's the one that I like

by Angelique 05.12.13 17:15

TB

Well, well, well.

So he is a "plant" after all!

by **Tony Bennett** 05.12.13 17:17

Angelique wrote:TB

Well, well, well.

So he is a "plant" after all!

Angelique - please don't read anything into anything written or spoken by Birch.

Forget all that he has ever uttered

by Angelique 05.12.13 17:38

Tony Bennett wrote:
Angelique wrote:TB

Well, well, well.

So he is a "plant" after all!
Angelique - please don't read anything into anything written or spoken by Birch.

Forget all that he has ever uttered

TB

Your right, of course.

I should have realised that when it goes quiet, it goes quiet for a reason and someone or something is going to pop up.

by Guest 05.12.13 17:41

Tony Bennett wrote:At 13.46 hours GMT today, I received this message by text from Stephen Birch:

[Spelling and punctuation exactly as in the original)

"Tony Bennett you have been gagged by Kate and Jerry. Eat your bangers and mash. Stephen Birch is now in control and will solve the case".

Ah, but were you actually eating bangers and mash when he sent it?

by TMH 05.12.13 17:45

Just as I thought, the man's unstable ooops

by **Tony Bennett** 05.12.13 17:52

Clay Regazzoni wrote:
Tony Bennett wrote:At 13.46 hours GMT today, I received this message by text from Stephen Birch:

[Spelling and punctuation exactly as in the original)

"Tony Bennett you have been gagged by Kate and Jerry. Eat your bangers and mash. Stephen Birch is now in control and will solve the case".

Ah, but were you actually eating bangers and mash when he sent it?

As to what I was doing when those texts came in, I plead the Fifth Amendment

by ultimaThule 05.12.13 17:55

Bangers and mash? Yum-meee. That's my supper sorted. yes

If you were about to partake of b&m at time you received SB's message, Tony, you've got to hand it him - his Heath Robinson contraption works but who's 'Jerry'? scratchhead

Edited to add that I've just noticed the non sequitur: how are you supposed to eat your bangers and mash while wearing a gag? Does SB's machine double as a blender and does it make straws? confused

by **PeterMac** 05.12.13 18:02

If he can solve the case, then he should do so.
NOW.

There is the challenge Steven.
Just do it.

You have the full support of all.
Everyone wants the case SOLVED.

by Ciawoman 05.12.13 18:05

I think old Stephen could be to fond of New Zealand wine big grin

by The Rooster 05.12.13 18:08

A few clowns short of a circus!

by **Tony Bennett** 05.12.13 18:11

The Rooster wrote:A few clowns short of a circus!

Or as my uncle used to say: 'A few sandwiches short of a full picnic'.

Time I think for a replay of this old favourite:

Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren: Bangers & Mash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGFpVN2xwXU

by Liz Eagles 05.12.13 18:16

Tony Bennett wrote:
The Rooster wrote:A few clowns short of a circus!
Or as my uncle used to say: 'A few sandwiches short of a full picnic'.

Time I think for a replay of this old favourite:

Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren: Bangers & Mash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGFpVN2xwXU

thank you for the bangers & mash song. It's tickled me pink.

My Dad used to say 'halfpenny short of a shilling'.

by **Tony Bennett** 05.12.13 18:18

aquila wrote:
Tony Bennett wrote:
The Rooster wrote:A few clowns short of a circus!
Or as my uncle used to say: 'A few sandwiches short of a full picnic'.

Time I think for a replay of this old favourite:

Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren: Bangers & Mash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGFpVN2xwXU
thank you for the bangers & mash song. It's tickled me pink.

My Dad used to say 'ha'penny short of a shilling'.

Or 'not the full shilling' or, maybe, in Birch's case, a threepenny bit short of a shilling

by Guest 05.12.13 18:22

Tony Bennett wrote:
aquila wrote:
Tony Bennett wrote:
The Rooster wrote:A few clowns short of a circus!
Or as my uncle used to say: 'A few sandwiches short of a full picnic'.

Time I think for a replay of this old favourite:

Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren: Bangers & Mash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGFpVN2xwXU
thank you for the bangers & mash song. It's tickled me pink.

My Dad used to say 'ha'penny short of a shilling'.
Or 'not the full shilling' or, maybe, in Birch's case, a threepenny bit short of a shilling

"I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear

I'm going slightly mad"

Freddie Mercury

by Ristretto 05.12.13 18:26

Congratulations, Tony, in one fell swoop today you've drawn out the idiotic Stephen Birch in a way that Sonia Poulton couldn't do and shown him up as an out and out raving lunatic. Only the maddest of the mad go round proclaiming that they are a genius,

The problem with Sonia Poulton is that she is too sickophantic. She agrees with everybody she interviews no matter how loopy their ideas are. Unless that channel finds someone who'll challenge people then it won't get any credibillity.

by Ristretto 05.12.13 18:28

Tuppence short of a bob is what Stephen Birch is.

by comperedna 05.12.13 18:31

Two bottles short of a crate.

by sallypelt 05.12.13 18:35

Birch is playing with a few cards short of a full deck spit coffee

by margaret 05.12.13 18:40

So this gag, is it a new one or has he just got the news of your old court case? duh

The man is unhinged.

by aiyoyo 05.12.13 18:47

PeterMac wrote:If he can solve the case, then he should do so.
NOW.

There is the challenge Steven.
Just do it.

You have the full support of all.
Everyone wants the case SOLVED.

Well, he tried very hard.

He even wrote to the PJ and Mccanns.

But....

by ultimaThule 05.12.13 18:57

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
It seems SB's just a plain ol' ordinary tool with no edge big grin

unlike these guys: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

by roy rovers 05.12.13 19:00

A few bananas short of a fruit salad.

by jeanmonroe 05.12.13 19:03

a couple of nuggets short of a happy meal.

by Liz Eagles 05.12.13 19:06

I can't see the point of discussing who says what on twitter. This forum isn't about twitter. Twitter does what twitter does (whatever that is).

This forum brings a wealth of information and research (that has been done for no financial reward).

I'd like (and it's only my special wish) to keep the forum free of twitter stuff. Who cares who says what on twitter?

This forum doesn't need twitter imo.

Just keep telling the facts. Just keep repeating them like a needle stuck on a record. The facts speak for themselves.

Only my opinion of course.

ETA: I've put this in the wrong thread.

by sallypelt 05.12.13 19:17

I thought there was a Twitter thread on this forum, for those who want to post anything related to Twitter? Those who don't want to discuss what's on Twitter do not have to read the thread. I am all for freedom of speech, as you may have noticed, as I don't get involved in other people's arguments.

Live and let live, hey?

by Liz Eagles 05.12.13 19:19

sallypelt wrote:I thought there was a Twitter thread on this forum, for those who want to post anything related to Twitter? Those who don't want to discuss what's on Twitter do not have to read the thread. I am all for freedom of speech, as you may have noticed, as I don't get involved in other people's arguments.

Live and let live, hey?

Apologies sallypelt that was the thread I meant to post in.

by Veritas 05.12.13 19:24

Its proof, as if any was needed, that truth is never served when sane people try to proclaim nuggets of truth to the insane audience of an insane platform. Settle for less of the right people knowing the truth for the right reasons, than sullying the truth in the name of outreach by standing in a swamp of lies in order to proclaim it to more of the wrong people devouring every word for all the wrong reasons.

Narrow is the way and few there be that find it...

by Guest 05.12.13 19:32

Stephen: we know that you read this forum. Do you really think that this is the way to convince people that you are sincere and genuine in your beliefs?