Private Eye, 7 August 2015
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Private Eye, 7 August 2015
Private Eye, 7 August 2015
A previous Private Eye article:
Private Eye, No 1313, 4 May - 17 May 2012, Page21
"MADDY STORY NOT DEAD"
by our Criminal Staff
There was rejoicing in Fleet Street last night at the news that the Madeleine McCann story might still be alive.
There have been sightings of the story in the Daily Express and the Daily Mail for years, but now the police have confirmed that a mock-up of the missing child could appear in all papers very prominently. Said a senior police chief,"We have discovered this thing called Photoshop which PC Laptop has asked his 12 years old son to operate and which has yielded an important lead story. We are going to follow this up with new mock-ups at regular intervals. As last we are getting somewhere, ie. Portugal, for an agreeable fact-finding trip."
A previous Private Eye article:
Private Eye, No 1313, 4 May - 17 May 2012, Page21
"MADDY STORY NOT DEAD"
by our Criminal Staff
There was rejoicing in Fleet Street last night at the news that the Madeleine McCann story might still be alive.
There have been sightings of the story in the Daily Express and the Daily Mail for years, but now the police have confirmed that a mock-up of the missing child could appear in all papers very prominently. Said a senior police chief,"We have discovered this thing called Photoshop which PC Laptop has asked his 12 years old son to operate and which has yielded an important lead story. We are going to follow this up with new mock-ups at regular intervals. As last we are getting somewhere, ie. Portugal, for an agreeable fact-finding trip."
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Re: Private Eye, 7 August 2015
Apparently, 'Bob the Bookie' has shortened the odds of the Cameron family, and their 'minders', 'sighting' Maddie/Marge, in Portugal, in the next few weeks, on their holiday, from 1,000,000/1 to 4/5 'on'.
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Re: Private Eye, 7 August 2015
Any takers on DC being ousted & supplanted by George Osbourne within one month from now?
Why else would the Batman-gaylish story have exploded these days, showing him (again) to be unduly prone to (people of the) female persuasion?
Why else would the Batman-gaylish story have exploded these days, showing him (again) to be unduly prone to (people of the) female persuasion?
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Re: Private Eye, 7 August 2015
+1 Portia, could see him sliding off into the sunset... odds on a departure in 6, 8, 10, or 12 months???Portia wrote:Any takers on DC being ousted & supplanted by George Osbourne within one month from now?
Why else would the Batman-gaylish story have exploded these days, showing him (again) to be unduly prone to (people of the) female persuasion?
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Re: Private Eye, 7 August 2015
Private Eye... Just opened my copy. Yes... there it is on p 27, bottom corner, as part of a double page spread: 'Tabloid Summer'. Its just underneath 'New Old Sayings', with a cartoon of Rene Descartes declaring: 'I tweet, therefore I am'. The Eye will be the first mag I will read on the subject if and when this case ever breaks and there is some genuine news... They must have page after page of stuff ready and waiting.
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Re: Private Eye, 7 August 2015
sar wrote:+1 Portia, could see him sliding off into the sunset... odds on a departure in 6, 8, 10, or 12 months???Portia wrote:Any takers on DC being ousted & supplanted by George Osbourne within one month from now?
Why else would the Batman-gaylish story have exploded these days, showing him (again) to be unduly prone to (people of the) female persuasion?
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Elections just behind us: now's the time to topple him. look at what happened to Margareth Thatcher: get the new man in place before somebody can say: hey, presto!
Closer to 1-2 months, I'd say
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Private eye August
Dodgy Dave did tell the electorate that he would not serve a full second term in office!
But who will replace him?
George, Gideon Osbourne, Coke and Hookers, Andy Coulson NoTw?Sold shares in Post office and RBS to his chums in the City at a discount rate, guaranteeing them a profit at the Tax payers expense? 12 Billion pounds of cuts to Benefits system whilst giving Tax perks to Millionnaires, whey Hey!!
Boris Johnstone,Philander, Darius Guppy, Bullingdon club friend who Boris tried to arrange to have a journalist sorted out(ABH?) for posting headlines Darius didn't like? sell off of land to Chinese company paid for by London tax payers, private developers received payments from Mayors Chambers?
Theresa May, Close friendship with former persons involved in chairing Independent child abuse scandal, settled on Lowell Goddard dubious record on past record New Zealand as a Independent Judge?
Such a good clean bill of health given for these possible Three candidates!!?
But who will replace him?
George, Gideon Osbourne, Coke and Hookers, Andy Coulson NoTw?Sold shares in Post office and RBS to his chums in the City at a discount rate, guaranteeing them a profit at the Tax payers expense? 12 Billion pounds of cuts to Benefits system whilst giving Tax perks to Millionnaires, whey Hey!!
Boris Johnstone,Philander, Darius Guppy, Bullingdon club friend who Boris tried to arrange to have a journalist sorted out(ABH?) for posting headlines Darius didn't like? sell off of land to Chinese company paid for by London tax payers, private developers received payments from Mayors Chambers?
Theresa May, Close friendship with former persons involved in chairing Independent child abuse scandal, settled on Lowell Goddard dubious record on past record New Zealand as a Independent Judge?
Such a good clean bill of health given for these possible Three candidates!!?
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Re: Private Eye, 7 August 2015
THIS is absolutely TRUE!
All 'new' MP's, on their 'first' day at Parliament, are 'taught' how to fill out the forms and claim their 'expenses'!
IT is the first thing, they 'do', upon 'induction'
The collection of the UK taxpayer, paid for, for the 'newbies' is the 'top of the range' tablets/i pads/mobiles which come a close 'second'!
Third is 'renting' accomodation, from an 'existing, established' MP, which has been 'paid for' by the UK taxpayer, 'claimed' as a 'second' home, on expenses.
Otherwise, as MP's will, and do, tell anyone that'll listen, £74,000 pa with claimable 'expenses' of over £100,000pa................'it's a VERY hard life'!
All 'new' MP's, on their 'first' day at Parliament, are 'taught' how to fill out the forms and claim their 'expenses'!
IT is the first thing, they 'do', upon 'induction'
The collection of the UK taxpayer, paid for, for the 'newbies' is the 'top of the range' tablets/i pads/mobiles which come a close 'second'!
Third is 'renting' accomodation, from an 'existing, established' MP, which has been 'paid for' by the UK taxpayer, 'claimed' as a 'second' home, on expenses.
Otherwise, as MP's will, and do, tell anyone that'll listen, £74,000 pa with claimable 'expenses' of over £100,000pa................'it's a VERY hard life'!
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Re: Private Eye, 7 August 2015
willowthewisp wrote:Dodgy Dave did tell the electorate that he would not serve a full second term in office!
But who will replace him?
George, Gideon Osbourne, Coke and Hookers, Andy Coulson NoTw?Sold shares in Post office and RBS to his chums in the City at a discount rate, guaranteeing them a profit at the Tax payers expense? 12 Billion pounds of cuts to Benefits system whilst giving Tax perks to Millionnaires, whey Hey!!
Boris Johnstone,Philander, Darius Guppy, Bullingdon club friend who Boris tried to arrange to have a journalist sorted out(ABH?) for posting headlines Darius didn't like? sell off of land to Chinese company paid for by London tax payers, private developers received payments from Mayors Chambers?
Theresa May, Close friendship with former persons involved in chairing Independent child abuse scandal, settled on Lowell Goddard dubious record on past record New Zealand as a Independent Judge?
Such a good clean bill of health given for these possible Three candidates!!?
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Let's not forget the McCann scandal will sink Teresa in case sir Bernard continues to go on about further spending cuts NOT affecting regular policing: pnd 14 mln down the drain, and what have we got to show for it?
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Re: Private Eye, 7 August 2015
...being part of the 'Establishment' is simply:
(i) being schooled(!)/trained into perpetuating it
i.e. Numerous scientific studies demonstrate how both wealth and status, and also simply being given the transient illusion of wealth & status, make us Humans slip into acting in a very domineering and unjust manner simply to protect our 'current' (self-perceived') status
(ii) being too busy/distracted/preoccupied to notice and/or care
i.e. being one of the 'masses' and thus a very 'useful idiot'
(iii) thinking you're a maverick with ideals and objectives, but then finding one'self obliged to comply and conform when one enters the corridors of power... This is why, on Day 1, one has to plug one'self into the Establishment's gears and cogs, and thus become yet one more additional, spineless, 'Gravy-Train-Rider' that's all-too-easily sucked in through being over-awed by the whole Establishment charade, (n.b. Those that indicate that they can see through the charade, and would expose the 'game', would never, by definition, be selected for candidacy!)
Stalin grasped it...He controlled the press, he thrived on creating a hierarchical bureaucracy, and he committed atrocities...but ultimately he rushed things and left some ends dangling free to later become exposed and unravel to his detriment...
Hitler grasped it...He controlled the press, he thrived on creating a hierarchical bureaucracy, and he committed atrocities...but ultimately he rushed things and left some last vestiges of a 'free media' to expose him and allow his empire to unravel...
The UK Establishment grasped it and by chance/luck they just happened to be the ones that ended up being able to write the narrative that they're the one's 'on top'. They sat back and learned how to snip-off any possible, or potential, 'unraveled thread' and thus could simply carry on regardless...buffered by a multi-layered barrier of 'awards', 'titles', 'benefits' and 'whatevers' to protect their 'scam'.
Let's not forget that "history is written by the Victor"! Thus they (The UK/US Establishment) are the ones that now commit constant atrocities across the globe with impunity in the full knowledge that they can manipulate the masses/the press to their perpetual, and glorious, benefit. They're lucky in that, by chance, they know the perfect temperature to boil us frogs so that we have no grasp as to what's happening around us. Democracy? Err..."LOL"!!
Forums such as this are the last vestiges of free-thought and freedom from slavery and abuse.
Societal corruption is a practical manifestation of the 'survival of the fittest'. We're all, each day, simply immersed in the 'Pro-Politik', the 'Establishment-charade' and the 'lies-of-the-winning' Elite.
Those that sweated to build the pyramids saw their kids abused and murdered by those that sat at the top of the political edifice. Those that have fought every war over the last 3000yrs have seen their kids abused and murdered..and yet subserviently 'doff their cap' to those garbed in ermine and stolen jewels. Each generation of establishment Abusers are protected, just as Madeleine was.
They had their Poultons, even then. They had their shills, and their 'useful Idiots', and their selfish, distracted, self-centered, buffoons...even then.
BUT...They also had their Haverns, Bennets, Macs, Halls, Hi-de-Hos, Morais's and countless other unsung and un-named Humans that had a sense of justice, and that's why (very, very, slowly... but surely) justice and Common Law prevails
The internet is our current platform for truth, equality, freedom and justice. This brief sunbeam of enlightenment will likely not last long, (most of my online time is expended actively fighting the relentless, utterly unreported war by the Establishment against free and common speech...So very few people grasp how much the subtle e-barriers are corralling those with 'free-thought' so as we're simply merrily typing away in a self-absorbed echo chamber... there's a war on in e-land for free-speech...and no one, and I mean no-one, seems to know of the constant legislation - and far more frequent and insidious 'business change' - that is curtailing free online communication!
We're, here and on similar forums, being shown a mirror...an 'Echo-Chamber'... and ignorant of the unassailable 'e-wall' being built between what's the Truth and the the ignorant masses.
"Divide and conquer"!?!... Your e-views and thus your e-news and e-feeds are being divided as you'll never believe! The establishment is subtly trying to conquer us.
The f*ckers and their protectors that (so blatantly!) abused and killed Madeleine will continue to get away with it... unless you avail yourselves of the facts freely available throughout this site...and ignore the utter sh*t proffered in the mainstream media...
Sorry for the rant.
(n.b. I used to work in the City, my last few years as a Principal Business Analyst specialising in 'e-business'... People think the internet is 'free' and provides a vista into both fair, and free, opinions... but that's the biggest myth. Nothing could be further from the truth. We're only ever being shown perhaps <5% of relevant online search/content returns in Search Engines...and those with no (cookie/search) history whatsover of such matters will be presented with <0.02% of relevant pages, (& thus won't 'see' what the problem is).
We're all in fishbowls...being shown just, just, just, enough to keep us from ever getting off our sofas and demanding change in an effective manner...
[I often feel like Cassandra...Do you?]
(i) being schooled(!)/trained into perpetuating it
i.e. Numerous scientific studies demonstrate how both wealth and status, and also simply being given the transient illusion of wealth & status, make us Humans slip into acting in a very domineering and unjust manner simply to protect our 'current' (self-perceived') status
(ii) being too busy/distracted/preoccupied to notice and/or care
i.e. being one of the 'masses' and thus a very 'useful idiot'
(iii) thinking you're a maverick with ideals and objectives, but then finding one'self obliged to comply and conform when one enters the corridors of power... This is why, on Day 1, one has to plug one'self into the Establishment's gears and cogs, and thus become yet one more additional, spineless, 'Gravy-Train-Rider' that's all-too-easily sucked in through being over-awed by the whole Establishment charade, (n.b. Those that indicate that they can see through the charade, and would expose the 'game', would never, by definition, be selected for candidacy!)
Stalin grasped it...He controlled the press, he thrived on creating a hierarchical bureaucracy, and he committed atrocities...but ultimately he rushed things and left some ends dangling free to later become exposed and unravel to his detriment...
Hitler grasped it...He controlled the press, he thrived on creating a hierarchical bureaucracy, and he committed atrocities...but ultimately he rushed things and left some last vestiges of a 'free media' to expose him and allow his empire to unravel...
The UK Establishment grasped it and by chance/luck they just happened to be the ones that ended up being able to write the narrative that they're the one's 'on top'. They sat back and learned how to snip-off any possible, or potential, 'unraveled thread' and thus could simply carry on regardless...buffered by a multi-layered barrier of 'awards', 'titles', 'benefits' and 'whatevers' to protect their 'scam'.
Let's not forget that "history is written by the Victor"! Thus they (The UK/US Establishment) are the ones that now commit constant atrocities across the globe with impunity in the full knowledge that they can manipulate the masses/the press to their perpetual, and glorious, benefit. They're lucky in that, by chance, they know the perfect temperature to boil us frogs so that we have no grasp as to what's happening around us. Democracy? Err..."LOL"!!
Forums such as this are the last vestiges of free-thought and freedom from slavery and abuse.
Societal corruption is a practical manifestation of the 'survival of the fittest'. We're all, each day, simply immersed in the 'Pro-Politik', the 'Establishment-charade' and the 'lies-of-the-winning' Elite.
Those that sweated to build the pyramids saw their kids abused and murdered by those that sat at the top of the political edifice. Those that have fought every war over the last 3000yrs have seen their kids abused and murdered..and yet subserviently 'doff their cap' to those garbed in ermine and stolen jewels. Each generation of establishment Abusers are protected, just as Madeleine was.
They had their Poultons, even then. They had their shills, and their 'useful Idiots', and their selfish, distracted, self-centered, buffoons...even then.
BUT...They also had their Haverns, Bennets, Macs, Halls, Hi-de-Hos, Morais's and countless other unsung and un-named Humans that had a sense of justice, and that's why (very, very, slowly... but surely) justice and Common Law prevails
The internet is our current platform for truth, equality, freedom and justice. This brief sunbeam of enlightenment will likely not last long, (most of my online time is expended actively fighting the relentless, utterly unreported war by the Establishment against free and common speech...So very few people grasp how much the subtle e-barriers are corralling those with 'free-thought' so as we're simply merrily typing away in a self-absorbed echo chamber... there's a war on in e-land for free-speech...and no one, and I mean no-one, seems to know of the constant legislation - and far more frequent and insidious 'business change' - that is curtailing free online communication!
We're, here and on similar forums, being shown a mirror...an 'Echo-Chamber'... and ignorant of the unassailable 'e-wall' being built between what's the Truth and the the ignorant masses.
"Divide and conquer"!?!... Your e-views and thus your e-news and e-feeds are being divided as you'll never believe! The establishment is subtly trying to conquer us.
The f*ckers and their protectors that (so blatantly!) abused and killed Madeleine will continue to get away with it... unless you avail yourselves of the facts freely available throughout this site...and ignore the utter sh*t proffered in the mainstream media...
Sorry for the rant.
(n.b. I used to work in the City, my last few years as a Principal Business Analyst specialising in 'e-business'... People think the internet is 'free' and provides a vista into both fair, and free, opinions... but that's the biggest myth. Nothing could be further from the truth. We're only ever being shown perhaps <5% of relevant online search/content returns in Search Engines...and those with no (cookie/search) history whatsover of such matters will be presented with <0.02% of relevant pages, (& thus won't 'see' what the problem is).
We're all in fishbowls...being shown just, just, just, enough to keep us from ever getting off our sofas and demanding change in an effective manner...
[I often feel like Cassandra...Do you?]
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We are cannon fodder - always have been and always will be.
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