Re: Spy Plane Clue to Maddie Mystery - Express 15/12/13

by Mirage 16.12.13 19:18

Next up, from the Daily DoYourHeadIn, the following:-

Important new clue falls out of Christmas Cracker.

The recipient of a clue that landed on the dinner table together with a lucky cat charm, kept quiet about her extraordinary discovery over Christmas.

Claiming she did not want to upset the Christmas festivities with her goose only half-cooked, the Christmas cracker revelation only came to light on the 7th Jan when the woman adjudged it a good day ~~to bury bad news~~ to bring it to the attention of investigators.

The focus of this fast moving and complex enquiry has now moved to a cracker factory in Bejing. David Cameron, due for a return trade visit, refused to comment, saying only: "We will not concern ourselves with human rights issues on this occasion."

by diatribe 16.12.13 23:19

NickE wrote:Got a tip now that Maddie was kidnapped by a green men from Mars.
Send SY immediately.

Forget Scotland Yard, they're still deciding whether Nevil Chamberlain's declaration of war against Germany is genuine or a hoax. Although in all fairness, their more forward thinking detectives are expecting a belated ransom note in the case of Madeleine McCann.

by Pershing36 17.12.13 9:34

I kind of wonder how far fetched it can get.

ON the Mars theme I wouldn't be at all surprised if we have a headline:

'Astronauts May Hold The Key To Abductors Identity'

Scotland Yard have dispatched a team of elite detectives to the USA to visit NASA after it was learnt the International Space Station passed over the PDL only moments before the abduction. Fresh hopes that an astronaut may have been looking out the observation window and seen something unusual from birds eye view.

A SY spokesman said "Astronauts are trained observers and will almost certainly have noticed anything out of the normal happening in the area that night".

by russiandoll 17.12.13 14:23

Maybe this astronaut ? Can't copy over, so just a link sorry, but it ain't half good !

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by lj 17.12.13 16:53

Another example of their contagious megalomania. They should be tested for syphilis, all of them.

by **PeterMac** 17.12.13 17:44

So not only is PdL full of swarthy men rushing around at random, mumbling carrying spare children, black deceased Drug addicts making notes and all the rest.
It now has . . .
Tiny satellite drones which zoom round the streets and hover in front of you taking photos of your iris, and possibly your retina.
Most people think they are mosquitos !
Fabulous place for a family holiday.

by Guest 17.12.13 17:48

by diatribe 17.12.13 18:02

Kate McCann entertains the press with her impression of Tommy Cooper.

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I opened the curtains and whoosh, she was gone, 'jus' like that.'

by Woburn_exile 18.12.13 12:14

Well spyplanes, satellites and astronauts do sound a whole lot more modern so better than dogs in the eyes of the thick uneducated moronic readers of the SE.

by aiyoyo 18.12.13 12:32

PeterMac wrote:So not only is PdL full of swarthy men rushing around at random, mumbling carrying spare children, black deceased Drug addicts making notes and all the rest.
It now has . . .
Tiny satellite drones which zoom round the streets and hover in front of you taking photos of your iris, and possibly your retina.
Most people think they are mosquitos !
Fabulous place for a family holiday.

PDL was an ideal family holiday destination until the Mccons came along and rewrite history.
Who would have thought a couple or ordinary medical professionals capable of such ingenuity, if not for supporting their LIE?

by Woburn_exile 18.12.13 13:21

aiyoyo wrote:
PeterMac wrote:So not only is PdL full of swarthy men rushing around at random, mumbling carrying spare children, black deceased Drug addicts making notes and all the rest.
It now has . . .
Tiny satellite drones which zoom round the streets and hover in front of you taking photos of your iris, and possibly your retina.
Most people think they are mosquitos !
Fabulous place for a family holiday.

PDL was an ideal family holiday destination until the Mccons came along and rewrite history.
Who would have thought a couple or ordinary medical professionals capable of such ingenuity, if not for supporting their LIE?

Well they could always re-breand it as a venue for whodunnit mystery weekends. smilie

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