INTERVIEW YOU WONT SEE

by Cristobell 28.10.13 14:11

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Will now try to c/p, but if I don't manage, as always, please (anyone) feel free to put it here. smilie

by Mirage 28.10.13 14:27

Brilliant, Cristobell. clapping

by sallypelt 28.10.13 14:29

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Will now try to c/p, but if I don't manage, as always, please (anyone) feel free to put it here.

INTERVIEW YOU WON'T SEE

SF: So Kate and Gerry, you here in Lisbon today to sue Goncalo Amaral the former Co-ordinator of the Portuguese investigation into the disappearance of your daughter for 1.2m Euros. Do you consider the Portuguese people are still on your side?

Gerry: I'll answer that. Clearly we are white, middle class, well educated and good looking, it must be obvious to everyone, that Goncalo Amaral is jealous of us. We are here for this child Margaret Madeleine, and we need everyone to give as much as they can.

Kate: We're obviously Madeleine's parents Sandra, and we are willing to do anything to shut the bastard up, it was all going so well, and, um..........

Gerry: The key thing is, Goncalo Amaral is not British. How can it be right that people listen to his opinion?

SF: May I ask why you did not sue Goncalo Amaral when his book was first released

Gerry: We had clear objectives and deliverables Sandra, obviously there was no point in suing him until he had received his royalties cheque.

Kate: Sandra, we are Madeleine's mummy and daddy [sighs] and the best way to ensure Goncalo Amaral feels misery and fear is to take away all his money. We won't stop.........

SF: Are you concerned that this latest revelation, your suppressing evidence of potential abductor might harm the search for Madeleine

Kate: when all the pieces of the jigsaw came together it was important to concentrate on the man seen by Jane Tanner because he didn't look like Gerry.

Gerry: And you see the thing is Sandra, releasing that report and those e-fits would have detracted people from donating to the Fund, it was stacking up until Goncalo Amaral starting investigating us.

Kate: We are obviously Madeleine's parents Sandra, we couldn't afford to investigate TWO sightings, we only had £2.5 in the Fund, and the mugs donations had dropped because of THAT book.

Gerry: You heard that didn't you? The book of Goncalo Amaral was damaging the Fund Search, and we wanted people to concentrate on what we told them so they would keep giving generously.

SF: And what for the future Gerry and Kate?

Gerry: Well we are not as happy as we could be

Kate: A big libel payout would make us much happier.

SF: Kate, Gerry, thank you.

Hope this is helpful, Christobell

Soooooooooooo funny spit coffee

by Praiaaa 28.10.13 14:34

by plebgate 28.10.13 14:40

Great stuff Cristobel.

by worriedmum 28.10.13 14:46

by Guest 28.10.13 14:50

You won't be hearing the McCanns re-recording the old Cher song Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves with a choice of alternative lyrics, courtesy of the MM forum.

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Some brilliant songwriters there!

by Angelique 28.10.13 14:51

cristobell

Excellent - well done.

You missed out "inherently good"!

by ultimaThule 28.10.13 14:57

We may not be able to see it on our tv screens, but we can see and hear it in our heads because every word you've written rings true.

Given the £millions generously donated to their limited company by an unsuspecting public, having the brass front to imply they couldn't afford 2 investigations can only serve to make more people suspicious of this deeply odious pair.

The McCanns will have a place in history as the most reviled couple of the 21st century and it will always be said their blatant greed and ambition caused them to become the architects of their own downfall.

Well done, Cristobell clapping