Presenting the new McLego range

by **PeterMac** 01.02.14 14:38

Once upon a time there was a
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She went on holiday with her
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One night they all went to
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Whilst they were asleep there came into the room
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Or possibly
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and took away
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So they called
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but he couldn't find her. So they called
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But he didn't find her either.
So no need for
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and they all went for a nice lunch of
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by Dr What 01.02.14 14:44

Don't give them ideas, PeterMac.

It will be the new board game next....hunt the guilty murderer/abductor/ kidnapper at the MacVilla resort for lost souls.

by Guest 01.02.14 17:07

Perhaps there will be a game called McCluedo where the aim is to come up with such a ridiculous scenario that even the mass media doesn't believe it.

Now that is going to be a hard game because we know from experience that they seem to believe anything.

by jeanmonroe 01.02.14 17:17

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"FFS Andy, this has taken 37 highly trained elite Maddie Cops, erm ages, (4 months, actually) to build and get this E-fit of Madeleine's bed just right, for your next CW appearance!"

"And now you are saying, it's the wrong colour"?

by Guest 01.02.14 17:26

No Fate Worse Than De'Ath wrote:Perhaps there will be a game called McCluedo where the aim is to come up with such a ridiculous scenario that even the mass media doesn't believe it.

Now that is going to be a hard game because we know from experience that they seem to believe anything.

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A McLeod you mean?

Chips ... where do I put the "u" ... ?

by **PeterMac** 01.02.14 23:32

McLudicrous ?
A game for almost everyone in the family to enjoy.

by joti26 01.02.14 23:37

You forgot the dogs! Thank you for this bit of light relief anyone else considering therapy? aaaah

by **PeterMac** 02.02.14 9:12

Then a long time later they brought
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and
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and they found

(to be continued)

by Research_Reader 03.02.14 8:42

I'm absolutely astonished that the McCanns haven't tried to launch their own branded range of cuddlecat toys by now. Perhaps with a proximity alarm which goes off if there is a burglar or paedophile close by.

by Rasputin 03.02.14 8:49

This McLego....does it fall to pieces in the box ?....I do hope so !

by **PeterMac** 03.02.14 8:52

Rasputin wrote:This McLego....does it fall to pieces in the box ?....I do hope so !

There is always one piece missing.

by Guest 03.02.14 8:59

The last piece is usually behind the sofa.........

by Swannie 03.02.14 9:05

Now the burglars know that SY are onto them, have they decided to 'lego' it??

by sami 03.02.14 9:14

No Fate Worse Than De'Ath wrote:The last piece is usually behind the sofa.........

Funnily enough the missing piece in this house was found in our dogs tummy, resulting in a hefty vets bill and surgery for the poor dog.

It's those pesky dogs again.

by Guest 03.02.14 9:32

jeanmonroe wrote:[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]"

"FFS Andy, this has taken 37 highly trained elite Maddie Cops, erm ages, (4 months, actually) to build and get this E-fit of Madeleine's bed just right, for your next CW appearance!"

"And now you are saying, it's the wrong colour"?

I mentioned before the weird prescience of my Portuguese lessons. The other night it spat out " Eles roubam o berço" or "They steal the crib". Yeah, 'cos I'm really going to use that in everyday conversation....