McCanns in GMTV chat with Lorraine Kelly

by **Jill Havern** 22.04.10 8:09

Madeleine McCann's parents will be interviewed by Lorraine Kelly as the third anniversary of her disappearance nears.
Kate and Gerry go on the GMTV couch on Tuesday, to be seen by viewers the next day - their only UK TV appearance before the May 3 anniversary.
Madeleine, then aged three, vanished on holiday in Portugal in 2007.
"Lorraine's been very supportive of the family," said a source. "This is a thank you and a reminder that she's still missing."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/04/22/mccanns-in-gmtv-chat-115875-22203063/

by Ruby 22.04.10 9:32

It's all good.
More for the archives oh go on

by **Tony Bennett** 22.04.10 10:42

jkh wrote:Madeleine McCann's parents will be interviewed by Lorraine Kelly as the third anniversary of her disappearance nears.

Here's a quote from Lorraine Kelly after the Josef Fritzl case came to light:

“The Austrian police should have a massive recruitment drive and set up a special unit to search every single cellar in their entire country. Who knows what more vile horrors would be revealed. The cops should start arming themselves with pickaxes, torches and strong stomachs and start searching those cellars”.

by baconbutty 22.04.10 10:44

Hmmm, pre-recorded. And no doubt heavily edited.
I wonder, do they not trust themselves to go live these days, what with all the body language and linguistic experts out here, picking their 'performance' to ribbons? laughat

And only the one interview?
Still, I suppose there'll be plenty of press stuff about 'spending the day quietly at home' and the 'empty chair at the table' as per usual. Presumably Clarrie will have attended to that particular press release before he went off to ruin Tory Dave's election campaign.

by ufercoffy 22.04.10 11:12

baconbutty wrote:Presumably Clarrie will have attended to that particular press release before he went off to ruin Tory Dave's election campaign.

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks his 'helping' Dave is just a marketing ploy to help keep Gordy in. Don't know if Dave would help protect paedo's like Gordy does.

by baconbutty 22.04.10 11:36

Ah, I think I worded that rather badly -- I don't think he would deliberately sabotage Dave's campaign. That would put a swift end to his aspirations to be a Tory MP in the future.

But it's not going too well, and if Clarrie is in any way a crucial factor at Central Office, then I'm not surprised!
:lol:

by kangdang 22.04.10 11:52

"This is a thank you and a reminder that she's still missing." said a source

...jesus wept the McCanns really do believe they have superstar status!

Hate to burst their bubble but they will, at best, always be remembered as the infamous educated couple who left their three toddlers home alone whilst they went out on the piss with their mates.

Shall we place bets now on whether KM will be wearing her usual attire - salmon pink cardi.

by kangdang 22.04.10 11:56

This is a thank you and a reminder that she's still missing." said a source

Actually this comment has really f***ed me off, there are plently of parents of missing children out there that bleeping beg for this sort of coverage. Take the parents of Andrew Gosden for instance. Who the **** hell do the McCanns think they are - **** hell "as a thank you"...it beggars belief - I'd tell em (McCanns) to stick it up their ****.

ETA - pair of **** .

by Ruby 22.04.10 11:59

Say what you really mean Kangdang, don't hold back now lol!

eta - OMG - just seen your edit wow

by Autumn 22.04.10 12:38

A sneak preview of the GMTV interview

LK - Och you poor wee things. how are you?

kate - Well Lorraine, there is a little girl missing and erm well you know erm,,

Gerry - Let me just say there has been an abduction and we believe they are out there (cough) funds are running low (cough)

LK - you poor wee things, Im sure our lovely viewers will show their usual generosity. It amaaaaazes me how you both manage to sleep....

Gerry - Sleep? (nervous coughing fit and strange smirk) Did you say sleep? (beads of sweat on forehead as his hand strays towards his ear) There is noooo reason to believe that we gave our children anything to ............

Kate - erm there is an innocent little girl missing out there ( tightens grip on Gerry's crotch and fixes him with an angry look).

LK - May I just say, Kate, that is a beeeeeuuuuuutiful wee cardi you are wearing, my faaaaavorite colour too.

Kate - Thanks Lorraine for giving us another easy ride.

by kangdang 22.04.10 12:42

...pmsl, excellent script..GM forgot one a few word though "...there is an innocent little girl missing"

by kangdang 22.04.10 12:44

Ruby wrote:Say what you really mean Kangdang, don't hold back now

eta - OMG - just seen your edit

i make no apologies for my outburst, not that i think you want one. Make no mistake, i reserve the C U N T word for a select few, its usage is rare.

by Ruby 22.04.10 12:52

I don't Kangdang; sometimes it's the only word that fits and this is one such time. rock

Autumn

by Guest 22.04.10 13:22

Autumn wrote:A sneak preview of the GMTV interview

LK - Och you poor wee things. how are you?

kate - Well Lorraine, there is a little girl missing and erm well you know erm,,

Gerry - Let me just say there has been an abduction and we believe they are out there (cough) funds are running low (cough)

LK - you poor wee things, Im sure our lovely viewers will show their usual generosity. It amaaaaazes me how you both manage to sleep....

Gerry - Sleep? (nervous coughing fit and strange smirk) Did you say sleep? (beads of sweat of forehead as his hand strays towards his ear) There is noooo reason to believe that we gave our children anything to ............

Kate - erm there is a little girl missing out there (takes tight grip of Gerry's crotch and fixes him with an angry look).

LK - May I just say, Kate, that is a beeeeeuuuuuutiful wee cardi you are wearing, my faaaaavorite colour too.

Kate - Thanks Lorraine for giving us another easy ride.

Hehe didn't realise you had a sneak preview lol!

by Autumn 22.04.10 14:38

I slipped into the studio under aunty Phil's dress :puke:

by kangdang 22.04.10 15:03

...pmsl, i'm normally a right miserable bastard, but you have managed to me laugh out loud twice today Autumn...thank you.

by Autumn 22.04.10 15:36

After the break...........

LK - Och its a pleasure and a privalidge to have you both back. I believe you have a teeeeny weeeny surprise for our lovely viewers.

Kate - erm yes Lorraine, erm Gerry and I will be erm you know fronting GMTV lots of stuff erm you know things.......

LK - sounds grrreat! Im reeeeally looking forward to your Healthy Food slot

Kate - erm yes well, as you know Lorraine, we all have problems keeping meat fresh (nervous laugh) so we want people to know that its not a good idea to keep meat in the car.

LK - Right. Well that clever weeee husband of yours will be showing us how to make the best use of our fridges (claps hands together).

Gerry - Thats right Lorraine and on Fashion, we'l be showing you how to to cover your a@rses (cough)

LK - lots to look forward to then. Now then, this 'Spot the Abductor' Competition sounds veeerrry exciting.

Kate - (smiling) erm yes Lorraine erm wel you know, theres a little girl missing and we want viewers to flag up the abductor (nervous laugh and Gerry smiles uncomforttably).

LK - Dearie dearie me.... and they get a prize if they find the evil monster?

Gerry - (coughs) well not exactly..... the idea is that the viewers send us money.

LK - Can't wait, souds absooooluuutely amaaaaaaazing.

by kangdang 22.04.10 15:39

shit... i've bloody gone n wet myself you swine... laugh

by **Jill Havern** 22.04.10 15:39

Autumn wrote:A sneak preview of the GMTV interview

LK - Och you poor wee things. how are you?

kate - Well Lorraine, there is a little girl missing and erm well you know erm,,

Gerry - Let me just say there has been an abduction and we believe they are out there (cough) funds are running low (cough)

LK - you poor wee things, Im sure our lovely viewers will show their usual generosity. It amaaaaazes me how you both manage to sleep....

Gerry - Sleep? (nervous coughing fit and strange smirk) Did you say sleep? (beads of sweat of forehead as his hand strays towards his ear) There is noooo reason to believe that we gave our children anything to ............

Kate - erm there is a little girl missing out there (takes tight grip of Gerry's crotch and fixes him with an angry look).

LK - May I just say, Kate, that is a beeeeeuuuuuutiful wee cardi you are wearing, my faaaaavorite colour too.

Kate - Thanks Lorraine for giving us another easy ride.

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Brilliant! Hope you don't mind but I've put this on my blog!

http://gerrymccan-abuseofpower-humanrights.blogspot.com/2010/04/kate-and-gerry-mccann-in-gmtv-chat-with.html

by Ruby 22.04.10 16:06

by justagrannynow 1 22.04.10 16:44

Brilliant Autumn clapping1

by aiyoyo 22.04.10 16:50

uhmm...another painful episode of ears scratching
and hmmmm.... crotch groping coming up then!

GM: uhmm..We believe she is alive,there is absolutely
no evidence she is dead, and..

KM: (grope GM's crotch) uhmm..its obviously very hard (for us)...
.there is still a little girl still missing...
but we continue to ...to do everything.. urgh .. ah .. urgh... AHH ..we can;
and to remind ...uhmm ...people... to...ah...

GM: (disturbed by hardxxxx.) interrupted: eh ..turn no stone in case you find her!

Lorraine: .....eh,sorry!?

GM: scratch ears.....I mean leave no stone unturned to find her

by Autumn 22.04.10 17:55

aiyoyo wrote:uhmm...another painful episode of ears scratching
and hmmmm.... crotch groping coming up then!

GM: uhmm..We believe she is alive,there is absolutely
no evidence she is dead, and..

KM: (grope GM's crotch) uhmm..its obviously very hard (for us)...
.there is still a little girl still missing...
but we continue to ...to do everything.. urgh .. ah .. urgh... AHH ..we can;
and to remind ...uhmm ...people... to...ah...

GM: (disturbed by hardxxxx.) interrupted: eh ..turn no stone in case you find her!

Lorraine: .....eh,sorry!?

Jill lets hope Lorraine reads your blog, that tiny wee brain cell of hers might just pick up on something not quite right bout her illustrious guests

GM: scratch ears.....I mean leave no stone unturned to find her