We are still allowed to laugh, aren't we?

by jeanmonroe 19.04.13 16:10

If a chuckle, every now and then, is to be interpretated as vile troll 'behaviour' by the McCanns, where does that leave us?
Admin can remove this if they want.
Having said that...........
How many McMetres does Kate McCann have to run on Sunday before claiming she has COMPLETED the Madeleine London McMarathon?

Definition of a McMetre by the astute
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a McMetre is precisely the distance you need it to be whether you are there or not, whether you can see it or not and regardless of how big your back garden is, notwithstanding any Egg-heads that may be lurking in the near dark. Additionally a McMetre enhances ones magical powers to observe brown shoes and pinkish aspects, going one way then another. They're quite remarkable y'know. The only downside to a McMetre is that they are so incredibly elastic that people who have an IQ bigger than their shoe size can't understand them and rely on something wholly unreliable called a metric metre. But you can't question the McMetre in certain company or you instantly turn into a coward hiding behind a computer.

3? 10? LOADS?

Jane Tanner will be with Kate on Sunday will she be using the same McMeasurements as Kate?
She didn't when she gave her statements in PDL.
KATE: 'i completed the entire Madeleine McMarathon in 256 McMetres'
JANE: 'well that's pathetic Katie, I completed the entire Madeleine McMarathon in just 47 McMetres'

From Kate's "smily" interview
Kate - "..............and I've also got a problem with the joint in my left foot"

Well dear, take it out, have a quick toke on it, and jog on!
you can then FLYYY to the finish line.

Oh dear, i'm such a naughty, naughty troll!

by plebgate 20.04.13 8:48

of course we are still allowed a laugh and rightly so.

If Maddie's mother can sit on the sofa with our wee lorraine with a grin from ear to ear then why shouldn't others.

Excellent post from Smoke and Mirrors and thanks for posting JM

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From Kate's "smily" interview
Kate - "..............and I've also got a problem with the joint in my left foot"

Well dear, take it out, have a quick toke on it, and jog on!
you can then FLYYY to the finish line.

Oh dear, i'm such a naughty, naughty troll!

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by Guest 20.04.13 9:04

Kate is certainly a believer in the saying laughter is the best medicine - and as a doctor she should know! - with all the times she hasn't been able to hide what she's really feeling.

So if it's good enough for the sainted one, it's good enough for the rest of us.

by Liz Eagles 20.04.13 9:16

I had a really good belly laugh at a post on another site with alternative lyrics from 'Smile, though your heart is breaking'

I'm not sure if it's ok to post it onto this forum. I'm not a member of any other forum than this one so could the Mods delete if it's inappropriate.

Smile though your feet are aching
Smile though your tendon's breaking
While there's PR, rags and Sky, you'll get by
When you're useless at faking sorrow
Smile and you know tomorrow
You'll see The Sun's scoop and it's you - whoo hoo!

Write up your bewks of madness
Hide every trace of badness
And when a tear may be ever so near
That's the time you've had onions frying
How else could you start crying?
You'll find that PayPal is worthwhile
So you just smile ......

by Miraflores 20.04.13 11:48

Kate - "..............and I've also got a problem with the joint in my left foot"
So if you've got a health problem, use a bit of sense and pull out.

by **PeterMac** 20.04.13 12:34

Miraflores wrote:Kate - "..............and I've also got a problem with the joint in my left foot"
So if you've got a health problem, use a bit of sense and pull out.

THE joint ?
There are upwards of 25 joints in each foot, 4 toes x 3, plus great toe x 2, plus 5 metatarsals, plus all the multiple articulations of the tarsals, . . .
Did you miss that lecture HotLips ?