Questions the PJ should ask the elite UK police.

by jeanmonroe 14.08.13 16:04

I say questions but really there is only ONE!

PJ: "Did you bring the McCanns and their friends with you here to Portugal to do a reconstruction and finally co-operate with the police?"

SY: "er, no"

PJ: "well, f**k off then"

SY: "pssst, you got any spare suncream?"

PJ: "sorry ol' boy we don't ,but we do have some buckets of whitewash you could use if you want"

SY: "Is there anyway that you could arrange a poster and balloon launch, Kate forgot the last time she was here in May, and donate any money raised to help the McCanns with their private fund like our big boss chief did?"

PJ: "you still here?"

by plebgate 14.08.13 21:37

Will they be re-asking the 48 questions plus the 49th question at some point?

by roy rovers 14.08.13 21:50

"Where are you taking us out to on your expense account this time then?"

by listener 14.08.13 23:11

jeanmonroe wrote:I say questions but really there is only ONE!

PJ: "Did you bring the McCanns and their friends with you here to Portugal to do a reconstruction and finally co-operate with the police?"

SY: "er, no"

PJ: "well, f**k off then"

SY: "pssst, you got any spare suncream?"

PJ: "sorry ol' boy we don't ,but we do have some buckets of whitewash you could use if you want"

SY: "Is there anyway that you could arrange a poster and balloon launch, Kate forgot the last time she was here in May, and donate any money raised to help the McCanns with their private fund like our big boss chief did?"

PJ: "you still here?"

by **PeterMac** 14.08.13 23:22

"You know, when you interviewed the Tapas group and the McCanns under your English law, under caution, separately, at the same time, at different police stations - what did they say. . . .?

Oh. You didn't !
Right. I'm off for a sardine sandwich. Care to join me ?
We'll put it on ex..es"

by aiyoyo 15.08.13 6:02

"Say, So when will you invite them...ermmm I mean give them an appointment to show up at the Police Station where you read them their rights ?"

Errmmmm.... We can't do that - we will need to ask the Prime Minister for permission first.

OHhhhh!!!! We will say HELLO for you to the Press then ?

ERR....WHAT! NOooooooooooo.....of course NOT, IT'S OFF THE RECORD!

OH....... REALLY....!!!! or else what ......?

You fuc***** Tossers!

by lj 15.08.13 17:49

I loved the idea to have them read each other's rogatory, like you guy's did with Russel O'B and his ~~wife~~ sorry, just the mother of his children. Makes it so much easier to fit everything together. Shall we have every ~~patsy~~ sorry ~~suspect~~ sorry person of interest read through all files of interest for them?

by Praiaaa 15.08.13 19:57

[quote="listener"]

jeanmonroe wrote:PJ: "you still here?"

by jeanmonroe 16.08.13 2:08

PJ: "We think that the parents and their friends were all involved in Madeleine's 'disappearance"

SY "we don't"

PJ "what PROOF do you have to back that up with?"

SY "because THEY told us they weren't"

PJ "so ONLY the parents of the missing child have TOLD you that?"

SY "er, yes"

PJ "do you lot believe everything you're TOLD?"

SY "of course, don't you?"

PJ "so you are telling us that the ONLY people that have told you Madeleine WAS 'abducted' couldn't have possibly lied about that"

SY "now listen here, you sardine munching tossers, there is no way they were involved because they raise money for charity, just like Jimmy Sav and Stuart H, and they are celebrities and stuff"

PJ: Ok “forca aos McCanns”

SY: "what?"

PJ: "your Portuguese is not very good, is it? It means 'F*ck the McCanns' as you English would translate it!"

PJ: "actually, it means good luck to the McCanns"

SY: "which way is it to beach wear shop? we gotta spend all day on the beach looking for swarthy, egg headed, chino wearing, pig farming 'suspects' that wear nice semi brogue shoes'"

PJ: "anything else?"

SY: "yeah, got any paste so we can fly post the whole of Portugal with these 100,000 posters of a three year old child that the McCanns sold to our boss Bernie, at a discount, cos he bulk bought?"

PJ: "does your super duper elite team investigate at night?"

SY "Nah, to many night clubs to go to, do you know how hard it is getting a block booking every night for 38 'special' elite McCann cops?"

PJ "you lazy bas*ards!"

by plebgate 16.08.13 6:25

@jeanmunroe - ha ha ha:biggrin: big grin

great stuff.

Pj - Mind if we have a fag break only we know what a touchy subject smoking at work is with some Brits.

by jeanmonroe 16.08.13 13:11

plebgate wrote:@jeanmunroe - ha ha ha:biggrin: great stuff.

Pj - Mind if we have a fag break only we know what a touchy subject smoking at work is with some Brits.

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PJ: "mind if we have a fag break? Only we know what a touchy subject smoking out THE TRUTH is with some Brits."