Cruel - But all decent humour is. Maddie at 70

by **PeterMac** 03.05.14 14:19

http://undergroundmgzn.com/2012/04/25/police-release-photofit-of-what-maddie-might-look-like-at-70/

Police release photofit of what Maddie might look like at 70
Have you seen someone who’s going to look like this?

UK detectives reviewing Madeleine McCann’s disappearance have issued a computer-generated image of what she might look like at the age of 70.
“If we still haven’t found her by 2073, these are the pictures we’ll be using,” said DCI Spencer Philips at the press conference, holding up a series of photos of a smiling elderly woman. “She’s in a hovercar in this one, because it’s the future.”
The police have insisted that they aren’t leaving any photofit-based stone unturned. “Here’s a picture of her if she’d joined the army, and here’s one if she became an ice cream vendor,” added Philips, showing the abducted toddler wearing a series of different hats. “This one’s her if she was black for some reason, and this one’s of her baby if she married Justin Bieber. It’s amazing what you can do with the internet.”
Police have also released a picture of Maddie if she had chain-smoked for 50 years, which is said to have worried the McCann family. “If only we’d presumably spent more time educating her on the dangers of tobacco before her hypothetical teenage rebellion, this might never have possibly happened,” said Kate McCann.
The Sun have thrown themselves behind the campaign, printing several full-page photos of what Maddie would look like if she grew up to be a voluptuous 18-year-old glamour model.
“There’s a chance she will have died of old age, of course. But if not, it would be great if everyone can keep their eyes peeled in about 60 years time,” Philips added.

by **tigger** 03.05.14 16:39

Well, bad taste perhaps but Missing People are listing ( amongst the measly 460 ot so people they're looking for) a woman who disappeared in Germany in the fifties who will now be about seventy.

Reductio ad absurdum?

Eta: how come they list less than 500 on the MP website when they tell us that every 3 minutes or so a person goes missing.

by aiyoyo 03.05.14 18:01

What it implies is that the Mccanns expect the Public to keep looking for Maddie for the ensuing 60 years or so !

They won't give up, lest the public forget it they will keep reminding the public annually to keep up the pretense until Maddie is found or every lead is chased up, or until their death precedes it, then they will rest their gob.

by ROSA 11.09.15 3:25

The McCann's themselves are close to 50 years old if this case never gets solved will they take secrets to their graves I sincerely hope not.
GA it may be time to spill the beans
shark

by **PeterMac** 11.09.15 7:29

tigger wrote:
Eta: how come they list less than 500 on the MP website when they tell us that every 3 minutes or so a person goes missing.

Because their web site cannot cope with the full 250,000 a year ?

by aiyoyo 11.09.15 8:04

ROSA wrote:The McCann's themselves are close to 50 years old if this case never gets solved will they take secrets to their graves I sincerely hope not.
GA it may be time to spill the beans

It's a given they will take their secrets to their graves.