The Burial of Tannerman

by RIPM 19.10.13 9:53

Tannerman was walking to the crèche when he should be walking away
and for 6 years not a word did he say
The case was very low profile, no family member said “have you seen this”
Tannerman never read a newspaper and didn’t have a satellite dish
Intrepid Redwood read the files and then knocked on his door
`ello `ello `ello, you’re the man we’ve been looking for

Have you your child’s girlie pyjamas from 6 years ago?
Oh! you were carrying a boy, bollocks still, no one will ever know
He explained we need to help Miss Tanner and enlarge the possible abduction time
This will help Kate and Gerry enormously to cover up their crime
Tanner has confirmed she can positively identify the victorian Ripper called Jack
So you can see how credible and truthful she is and the Macs are greatly encouraged by that

Now we have enlarged the window for the man to strike
We want to appeal for a man seen carrying a girl on his head, whilst riding a one wheel bike
You may wonder why this has not been mentioned before but I’m not at liberty to say
Except that when we are in difficulty, we blame the sardine munching PJ.

It took us 2 years to confirm what Amaral said in his book
but we are dedicated to not finding her and will continue not to look
So if you have any information that could help solve this crime
keep it to yourself and never ever mention sniffer dogs and Martin Grime

There will be no prosecutions, there will be no arrests
and Kate and Gerry implore you on the internet to give it a rest
You may have far better knowledge about this case
but be assured, the whitewash will stay in place
Are you nearer to finding Madeleine?, all the time we hear this cry
but it is much more important destroying Amaral and “The Truth of the Lie”

The view expressed is that of the writer

by plebgate 19.10.13 10:10

Another good one. thumbup

Keep em coming. titter

by StraightThinking 19.10.13 10:18

Have faith in Andy, and open your eyes
One day yet to come, you may have a surprise

by tiny 19.10.13 12:45

And when that doth comes
I will be quite dead
with a daisy growing on me ars**
and one apon my head
big grin

by Guest 19.10.13 13:15

RIPM - any chance of a song to say goodbye to Bundle Man, who now seems like an old friend?

Perhaps to the tune of the old song The Banner Man, renamed of course The Tanner Man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL1rj5ymYwY

by russiandoll 19.10.13 14:15

Oh tiny I nearly choked on my full English Mrs

as an aside... I am not convinced Redwood wants to shaft Amaral. There is nothing to make me believe at this stage that he disrespects the work of the PJ.

by tiny 19.10.13 14:18

russiandoll wrote:Oh tiny I nearly choked on my full English

as an aside... I am not convinced Redwood wants to shaft Amaral. There is nothing to make me believe at this stage that he disrespects the work of the PJ.

me neither

by russiandoll 19.10.13 14:19

How about goodbye as sung by Pete and Dud ?

https://youtu.be/J5ya_Gq8d4Q

by Searcher 19.10.13 14:31

If we are saying goodbye to Bundleman, that still leaves the alleged issue of the jeans which JT said she did not bring to PDL. But the stories - via Textusa reprints of Daily Mail and NoW articles in Sept. 2007 - say that a plastic bag was found in or near PDL with jeans and a fleece inside, dumped. Articles alleged that DNA and bodily fluids were found on the clothing showing a match to Madeleine's, with the scent of death alerted as well.

This would seem to be a major, major find (allegation) and yet I have seen nothing reported about it - not sure if it is in GA/s book either?

by plebgate 19.10.13 15:34

tiny wrote:And when that doth comes
I will be quite dead
with a daisy growing on me ars**
and one apon my head

Great stuff big grin

by columbostogeys 19.10.13 15:55

russiandoll wrote:Oh tiny I nearly choked on my full English

as an aside... I am not convinced Redwood wants to shaft Amaral. There is nothing to make me believe at this stage that he disrespects the work of the PJ.

lol me too that was brilliant.

by RIPM 21.10.13 19:31

No Fate Worse Than De'Ath wrote:RIPM - any chance of a song to say goodbye to Bundle Man, who now seems like an old friend?

Perhaps to the tune of the old song The Banner Man, renamed of course The Tanner Man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL1rj5ymYwY

Tune /My Way

And now the end is near,
Tannerman faces the final curtain
My friends, I’ll say it clear,

He was there, Redwood is certain

To think she did all that
So many years of utter. … crap
But now the record shows
He’s for the…. highway

Yes, there were times I’m sure you knew,
When Jane told more than could be true,
But through it all when there was doubt,
Jane spoke up and spat it out
She`s faced it all, she`s stood so tall
But now he`s for the..….highway

With sincere apologies to Frank.
With acknowledgement: Chrysalis Music Group

by oakeso 21.10.13 19:41

He had good innings all the same when you think he started out as a simple eggman.

by Pyewacket 21.10.13 19:56

Searcher wrote:If we are saying goodbye to Bundleman, that still leaves the alleged issue of the jeans which JT said she did not bring to PDL. But the stories - via Textusa reprints of Daily Mail and NoW articles in Sept. 2007 - say that a plastic bag was found in or near PDL with jeans and a fleece inside, dumped. Articles alleged that DNA and bodily fluids were found on the clothing showing a match to Madeleine's, with the scent of death alerted as well.

This would seem to be a major, major find (allegation) and yet I have seen nothing reported about it - not sure if it is in GA/s book either?

Hi Searcher.

I also read about this recently on another site. IIRC a shower curtain was also found in the plastic bag, which was allegedly found on the road leading to Faro airport. I then read that this had been a hoax, so now am not sure whether it's true or not. If it is true, I agree that this would be one hell of a find.

by Searcher 21.10.13 20:08

Hello Pyewacket: It must have been analysed and if it was a hoax why no follow-up articles to say so?
Curiouser and curiouser!! nah

by ultimaThule 21.10.13 20:10

I am the eggman, I was the eggman
Now I'm the ~~red herring~~ walrus, goo goo g'joob.

with apologies to jwlennon & jpmccartney

by Searcher 21.10.13 20:25

Irresistible, ultimaThule, not to add:
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they fly.

Well they certainly did fly, and it's a fine mess! pray2

Interestingly, there is a verse too about a policeman! But I
will restrain myself.

by Pyewacket 21.10.13 20:31

Searcher wrote:Hello Pyewacket: It must have been analysed and if it was a hoax why no follow-up articles to say so?
Curiouser and curiouser!!

Here's the link. It is from the Pamalam site:

FABRICATED: - Gerry McCann's Blogs

A bag of clothes containing DNA linked to Madeleine McCann has been found dumped by a road in Portugal. The white carrier bag was discovered in a layby ...
www.gerrymccannsblogs.co.uk/press/.../SteeL8_06_09_2010.htm - Similar