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Got your eye o someone at work? Win a romantic holiday for 2 in Santorini ...

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Got your eye o someone at work? Win a romantic holiday for 2 in Santorini ...

Post by Guest on 25.04.13 8:49

The Sun is taking the pee, big time ...

BEEN flirting like mad with each other at work but still unsure whether to cross that line of love
and start a full-blown affair?



The Sun has the perfect solution.


We are giving away a FREE holiday for two romantic readers to the beautiful Greek island of Santorini.


And — just like Leveson lovebird lawyers David Sherborne and Carine Patry Hoskins — you don’t have to be in a relationship before you step on the plane to paradise.


We have teamed up with online holiday firm On The Beach
to offer the perfect retreat for you and your yet-to-be loved one.



It’s the ideal place to hold a whole seven days of endless talks just about
the possibility of a relationship.




Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/fun/competitions/4900487/Win-a-romantic-holiday-for-2-in-Santorini-and-hit-it-off-like-Leveson-lovebird-lawyers.html#ixzz2RSTK0u4V
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Re: Got your eye o someone at work? Win a romantic holiday for 2 in Santorini ...

Post by PeterMac on 25.04.13 9:12

Absolutely brilliant schoolboy humour

Naturally, the hotel room has twin beds to leave all options open.
The man can take the right-hand bed, while the woman’s is on the left.
Santorini is considered the most romantic of the Greek islands and seduces couples old and new to its shores.
With its sunsets, whitewashed villages, pretty blue domed churches and views to die for you can’t fail to fall in love with it.
And perhaps even with each other — although you may want to wait a few weeks after you get back before sealing the deal.
Of course, if you are already loved-up, you can just take your other half.
And don’t just take our word about Santorini’s charms. Days before he jetted off with Ms Patry Hoskins, Mr Sherborne himself described it as “a beautiful holiday island”.
He even went on public record at the Leveson Inquiry when he criticised Prime Minister David Cameron for meeting Rupert Murdoch, chairman of News Corporation, there in August 2008.
It was, of course, newspapers that brought Mr Sherborne and Ms Patry Hoskins together.
And now The Sun can do the same for you with our fantastic competition.
We’re sure to be inundated with Inquiries.
For more great holiday offers go to www.onthebeach.co.uk
Real Sun stuff, with the reference to the "right-hand bed " ! ! !

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Post by Smokeandmirrors on 25.04.13 13:56

I don't understand that particular innuendo, but maybe just as well.....

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Re: Got your eye o someone at work? Win a romantic holiday for 2 in Santorini ...

Post by PeterMac on 25.04.13 14:43

A single man's best friend ? ?

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Post by plebgate on 25.04.13 14:54

That is one of the best Pee takes I have seen.

Oh dearie me, the pair of high flyers will have the proverbial taken for ever more.

ha ha ha ha ha.

Hacked off or what?

Can't wait to see over the coming months if anything else will be dug up about the Hacked Off celeb whingers? The Papers' revenge has begun me thinks.

Watch out the journos are about.


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Post by PeterMac on 25.04.13 15:52

A new euphemism possibly ?
So I checked and honestly I did not make this up.

I shall not post it, but look at
http://www.tripadvisor.ca/ShowUserReviews-g60713-d636855-r123472628-Santorini-San_Francisco_California.html

Mr Mr Mr Mr
I can"t wait for "Have I got News for You" and the next edition of Private Eye.
Hislop was not too impressed with the idea of Press censorship,and this is going to be wonderful.
I shall copy and paste as soon as my edition arrives.

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Post by Nina on 25.04.13 16:02

@PeterMac wrote:A new euphemism possibly ?
So I checked and honestly I did not make this up.

I shall not post it, but look at
http://www.tripadvisor.ca/ShowUserReviews-g60713-d636855-r123472628-Santorini-San_Francisco_California.html

Mr Mr Mr Mr
I can"t wait for "Have I got News for You" and the next edition of Private Eye.
Hislop was not too impressed with the idea of Press censorship,and this is going to be wonderful.
I shall copy and paste as soon as my edition arrives.

I really cannot wait to see what all the papers now start to print.

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Re: Got your eye o someone at work? Win a romantic holiday for 2 in Santorini ...

Post by Guest on 25.04.13 21:11

Châtelaine wrote:The Sun is taking the pee, big time ...

BEEN flirting like mad with each other at work but still unsure whether to cross that line of love
and start a full-blown affair?



The Sun has the perfect solution.


We are giving away a FREE holiday for two romantic readers to the beautiful Greek island of Santorini.


And — just like Leveson lovebird lawyers David Sherborne and Carine Patry Hoskins — you don’t have to be in a relationship before you step on the plane to paradise.




We have teamed up with online holiday firm On The Beach
to offer the perfect retreat for you and your yet-to-be loved one.



It’s the ideal place to hold a whole seven days of endless talks just about
the possibility of a relationship.




Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/fun/competitions/4900487/Win-a-romantic-holiday-for-2-in-Santorini-and-hit-it-off-like-Leveson-lovebird-lawyers.html#ixzz2RSTK0u4V
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Re: Got your eye o someone at work? Win a romantic holiday for 2 in Santorini ...

Post by tigger on 26.04.13 7:08

.'..... the perfect retreat for you and your yet-to-be loved one. '

But what brilliant idea, why not include a checklist of undesirable qualities such as:

snores ?

leaves top off toothpaste?

sings in the shower ?

compatible taste in bermuda shorts?

thinks of Ouzo and Retsina as drinks rather than cleaning fluids.

thinks the 50th rendition of Zorba the Greek's soundtrack is terrific .

wants to dance with the waiters ...
drinks





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Re: Got your eye o someone at work? Win a romantic holiday for 2 in Santorini ...

Post by PeterMac on 26.04.13 7:45

@tigger wrote:.'..... the perfect retreat for you and your yet-to-be loved one. '

But what brilliant idea, why not include a checklist of undesirable qualities such as:
snores ?
leaves top off toothpaste?
sings in the shower ?
compatible taste in bermuda shorts?
thinks of Ouzo and Retsina as drinks rather than cleaning fluids.
thinks the 50th rendition of Zorba the Greek's soundtrack is terrific .
wants to dance with the waiters ...
drinks

Thinks reading from legal papers is a worthwhile job

Oh, Sorry, that is on the list of "desirable qualities"

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