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How clever are dogs?

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How clever are dogs?

Post by worriedmum on 16.03.12 13:30

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.

The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.


"Yes," the Labrador replies.


After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, “So, tell me your story."

The Labrador looks
up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty
young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS.






"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".





"But the jetting around really
tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to
settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."



The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

"Ten quid," the owner says.

"£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's a lying b******, he's never been out of the garden."
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Re: How clever are dogs?

Post by Kololi on 16.03.12 23:23

Brilliant!
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Re: How clever are dogs?

Post by AskTheDogsSandra on 17.03.12 7:46

Actually it's not that brilliant because 'worriedmum' left off the end of the conversation where the talking dog said: "How do you know what I get up to when you're not looking?"

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