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Post by Verdi 10.06.22 1:48

It's been on my mind for a long time to initiate a thread, partly serious partly satirical, to highlight the extraordinary function of the British press.

Just by headlines and a brief summary, that's all that's needed to make the point.

Halfheartedly watching GB News over the past week has urged me to fulfill that mindfulness - what better place to start but this juicy little gem..

Boss gives staff daily masturbation break and sex toys as 'special work perk'

Erika Lust wanted her staff to practice self care so launched daily masturbation breaks, giving her valued employees 30 minutes to themselves, and now she's spiced up the policy a bit more.

ByJohn BettAudience Writer

15:48, 8 Jun 2022

Well that should do wonders for staff motivation. Every time they look at a colleague they will be imagining ....

Feel free to add anything that takes your fancy - not a day goes by without some new angle to chew with the cornflakes.

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Post by Verdi 10.06.22 1:54

Smoking age of sale should rise by year each year

By Nick Triggle
Health correspondent

Published

11 hours ago

The age at which people can buy tobacco and cigarettes in England should be raised year by year so that eventually no-one can buy them, a review says.

The call has been made in an independent report by ex-charity boss Javed Khan asked for by ministers.

Under the plan the age of sale would rise from 18 by one year every year so the children of today will never be allowed to buy tobacco.

What friggin' help will that be.

Remember prohibition anyone? Take away the choice and folk become more determined - black market springs to mind

Give it a couple of years and suppliers will be dealing on the streets.

The UK has gone stark raving bonkers.

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Post by Jill Havern 10.06.22 2:03

It certainly bluddy has.

I find it more and more depressing living here.

Just like the new mortgage scheme for benefit claimants where a working family who can't afford to buy their own home and is struggling to feed their family, can now help someone on benefits to buy theirs.

Then what happens if their boiler breaks down or some other expensive repair needs doing? Will Boris the Comeback Kid give them a Grant?

Time to get the Tories out - I don't even care if it means the Lefties overturn Brexit. 

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Post by Verdi 17.06.22 16:29

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Fat tribesmen banned from sex can only drink milk and blood to win respect of village by having biggest belly

WARNING, GRAPHIC IMAGES: The women take care of the fat men by removing their sweat and singing for them to keep them awake while bringing them milk every morning in pots or bamboo

Tribesmen parade themselves during the Kael festival in the Omo valley, southern Ethiopia (Image: Eric lafforgue/Exclusivepix Media)


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16:12, 29 Mar 2017Updated16:32, 29 Mar 2017

Tribesmen in remote Africa have been locked in a unique endurance event - to get fat, not have sex and only drink fresh milk and blood from cows.

The so-called Kael festival takes place annually in the remote area of Omo Valley, southern Ethiopa, to celebrate the Bodi tribe's new year.

The women of the Bodi tribe are attracted by the fat men and the festival is considered a good opportunity for them to show their charms.

Becoming a fat man is the dream of every Bodi kid.

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That's not fat - that's LGBGT heavy with child implant.

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Post by CaKeLoveR 17.06.22 16:51

That makes kebabs and bingo look classy.
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Post by PeterMac 17.06.22 18:08

And they accuse the British of being 'colonial' in finding this sort of thing ludicrous, as well as dangerous.
Small wonder that the early Muscular-Christian Missionaries came back with stories about illiterate savages, with bizarre rites and rituals.
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Post by crusader 17.06.22 18:29

They will be  coming to a town near you soon.
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