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Help Us Find the Abductors Of Kate McCann’s Conscience

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Help Us Find the Abductors Of Kate McCann’s Conscience

Post by Guest on 12.11.13 8:41

Thanks to talbotmunce / October 23, 2013


6 years ago in the Algarve, this woman lost her conscience…

…It was taken from her during the night while she was sat eating Tapas with her husband and posh friends.

It was a mistake that cost her the luxury of mediocrity, and plunged her into a hellish nightmare of celebrity.
A mistake we could all have made…
…Leaving the room of a foreign hotel with our precious belongings: Keys, wallet and passport. But forgetting the children under 5 we’d stashed beneath the blankets.


Have you seen Kate McCann and her husband Gerry’s conscience?


It is distinguishable notably by it’s absence. And a photoshopped teardrop beneath Kate McCann’s eye when she’s doing interviews for colour supplements.



Although no firm evidence has emerged that the McCann’s blame themselves, we cannot give up hope that one day they will admit they were negligent. Until then the search must go on. Particularly in places where a celebrity hand wants shaking or a messianic photograph of Kate staring wistfully off into the distance clutching a teddy bear wants taking.



Can You Help Us?


It doesn’t matter who you are. All that matters is that you have no sense of proportion and side with popular consensus regardless of it’s hypocrisy or morality.


Every little bit helps!


Perhaps you could cut out a picture of Kate McCann and place it in your window or onto the front page of every major newspaper in the UK. Or maybe just ask for an audience with his holiness the pope.

It doesn’t matter how small your effort. Even just handing out awards to Gerry for his contribution to Children’s Welfare. As Harold Shipman once furthered the cause for ‘Help the Aged’.




A small contribution would also be welcome.


Just a pang of guilt or a nub of sympathy would help prevent the McCanns from having to blame themselves for something that was entirely their fault.

Already hundreds of journalists, commentators, celebrities, ministers and publicity seeking whores have donated a mountain of pity. And child protection services and the police have done their bit by looking the other way.

But your money won’t just help the McCanns. There are thousands of shit parents in the UK who put themselves before their children. Help them feel better by reminding them that they aren’t the only ones who have put their children at risk. Other people – who should also know better – have done it too!


 


RESPONSIBILITY FOR OUR ACTIONS CAN HAPPEN AT ANY TIME.

DON’T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU!





Please accept my contribution of _____________ for pretending that the McCanns are anything other than bad parents.

Yes, I am a menopausal woman that gets off on the warm glow of public sympathy.

I accept that thousands of children go missing every year but these parents are special because they are posh.

If I cannot extend my sympathies to somebody who clearly has little of their own, I shall invade internet forums such as ‘MumsNet’ screaming abuse at anyone who dares criticize the McCann’s for getting away with the sort of thing a working class mother would have been crucified for.

Many a true word........

Will it ever be found?

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Re: Help Us Find the Abductors Of Kate McCann’s Conscience

Post by Mirage on 12.11.13 10:20

Hahaha! Absolutely Brilliant piece.clapping1 

But.........

 What if the conscience is found? Will it recognise Kate? Will it have grown so far away from her that it does not fit in any more? Will it ask her how she was so careless with it that night,  leading to years of painful separation?

In short, will her conscience want to come home?

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Re: Help Us Find the Abductors Of Kate McCann’s Conscience

Post by Guest on 13.11.13 10:12

@Mirage wrote:Hahaha! Absolutely Brilliant piece.clapping1 

But.........

 What if the conscience is found? Will it recognise Kate? Will it have grown so far away from her that it does not fit in any more? Will it ask her how she was so careless with it that night,  leading to years of painful separation?

In short, will her conscience want to come home?
I've no answers to your well put questions Mirage, I think the only person who can find Kate's conscience is herself. Reminds me of Pinoccio who didn't come equiped with a conscience then, along came Jiminiy Cricket to assume the role, to say what was moraly right and wrong. Pinoccio became a little boy with a conscience, Kate is still a wooden puppet!

I fear Kate's conscience will never be found, it hasn't been found it in six years so what hope is there now?

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