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Post by PeterMac on 15.08.12 14:36

Can you believe it?
My income tax return form has been sent back to me because , in response to question 4 , "Do you have anyone dependent on you?",
I replied :
2.1 million illegal immigrants ,
1.1 million crack heads ,
4.4 million unemployables ,
900, 000 criminals in over 85 prisons ,
plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission.”


They said this was not an acceptable answer !
So, who the hell did I miss out?

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Re: Tax return

Post by AskTheDogsSandra on 15.08.12 14:47

laugh Imogen Thomas!

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Post by bobbin on 15.08.12 14:56

@PeterMac wrote:Can you believe it?
My income tax return form has been sent back to me because , in response to question 4 , "Do you have anyone dependent on you?",
I replied :
2.1 million illegal immigrants ,
1.1 million crack heads ,
4.4 million unemployables ,
900, 000 criminals in over 85 prisons ,
plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission.”


They said this was not an acceptable answer !
So, who the hell did I miss out?

Apart from Imogen, who looks to be more dependent on a good upholstery business, you forgot the tax man. He depends on you justifying his existence.

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Post by pauline on 15.08.12 15:28

Petermac

send it back with a cover letter asking them to specify how the answer is not acceptable and quoting from the form - it should say somewhere that you must tell the truth, and that there are penalties for omission.

A friend recently had a tax payment returned here in Ireland because she had not filled in the form for this new tax though her letter with payment made it clear who she was/what she was paying so there was no reason for not processing. They claimed they couldn't process it without the completed form. So she sent it to the Minister for Finance saying she didn't understand why his officials were returning money when the country was broke. it was then accepted!

PS maybe add to dependents list - SY Madeleine case 'review'-

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Re: Tax return

Post by Guest on 15.08.12 16:18

@ PeterMac rotfl

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Post by Guest on 15.08.12 16:28

@PeterMac wrote:Can you believe it?
My income tax return form has been sent back to me because , in response to question 4 , "Do you have anyone dependent on you?",
I replied :
2.1 million illegal immigrants ,
1.1 million crack heads ,
4.4 million unemployables ,
900, 000 criminals in over 85 prisons ,
plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission.”


They said this was not an acceptable answer !
So, who the hell did I miss out?




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Re: Tax return

Post by Guest on 15.08.12 16:49

Châtelaine wrote:@ PeterMac

@ Pauline

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Post by Guest on 15.08.12 16:53

@admin wrote:
Châtelaine wrote:@ PeterMac

@ Pauline
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You're right: Pauline is funny, her friend is funny and adding the SY review to people depending on UK tax-payers is absolutely correct winkwink

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Post by guest. on 15.08.12 17:13

So true petermac and so funny



What I was mulling over recently was I wonder how many of Tesco's workers(just a random example big company)

who are on minimum wage or just above are also on tax credit etc which means tax payers are supplementing their income

to a level they can afford to live on. Meanwhile Tesco are making millions and also parts of their corporation are registered in different

countries so is the UK losing out on tax from them?

How I see it your average tax payer is subsidising the wages of those on the minimum wage while the companies employing them make a fortune

IMO the minimum wage should be a rate that people can actually afford to live on

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Post by guest. on 15.08.12 17:31

I agree with the benefit system as a safety net for the vulnerable in society unfortunately it is totally abused

and a lot of people on benefits consider it a lifestyle choice - I know this probably won't be a popular opinion but it's true

The amount of times I hear ' But I'm no better off working' - Aargh the point is you can work and should be responsible for yourself

and you're own family if at all possible

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