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Body Fluids in the Scenic

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Body Fluids in the Scenic

Post by Guest on Wed May 30, 2012 10:31 pm

Now Coulson in London has been arrested by a legion of Scots (not to be confused with English from Scotland Yard) the question arises whether someone lying under oath at the Leveson inquiry might be arrested as well.

Is there a British lawyer in the house who could shed some light on this?

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Post by PeterMac on Wed May 30, 2012 10:32 pm

But Scottish police are just Haggis-munchers and whisky drinkers, and so by definition are useless.

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Post by aquila on Wed May 30, 2012 10:35 pm

@PeterMac wrote:But Scottish police are just Haggis-munchers and whisky drinkers, and so by definition are useless.

and of course they keep it all tightly under their kilts. Perhaps the next 'operation' could be named after a tartan.

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Post by Guest on Wed May 30, 2012 10:37 pm

@PeterMac wrote:But Scottish police are just Haggis-munchers and whisky drinkers, and so by definition are useless.

But at least they do not speak scouse.

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Post by Guest on Wed May 30, 2012 10:37 pm

@PeterMac wrote:But Scottish police are just Haggis-munchers and whisky drinkers, and so by definition are useless.

Sorry. It's late, here too.
Pushed the wrong button.

No wonder the Scots are seceding. Wonder what took them so long.

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Post by friedtomatoes on Wed May 30, 2012 10:41 pm

coulson being sent to prison along with the red medusa witch is a perfect scenario

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Post by PeterMac on Wed May 30, 2012 10:48 pm

Tell me, Mr MacTavish, is anything worn under the kilt ?
No, Ma'am. It's all in peerrfect worrking orrderr.

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Post by bobbin on Thu May 31, 2012 7:17 am

@friedtomatoes wrote:coulson being sent to prison along with the red medusa witch is a perfect scenario

Not for the other inmates, it's not. They might just find their phones getting hacked, their conversations reported to the authorities in lieu of shortened sentences for the duo, and a raid on all their cocaine stores which have been unearthed as a result of the hacking.

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Post by tigger on Thu May 31, 2012 7:26 am

@PeterMac wrote:Tell me, Mr MacTavish, is anything worn under the kilt ?
No, Ma'am. It's all in peerrfect worrking orrderr.

When I was in my early twenties and still getting to grips with English jokes, my boyfriend and his mates were often doubled up laughing at my lack of understanding. He was sent a card for his birthday which showed a garage mechanic, spanners and such in the background.
The legend above the garage read: 'Joe's kit and tool works' - further down it said: 'Hope yours works too!'.

He refused to explain, took years to work it out..... Same as the f-word, which I used unladylike very often. I thought it meant 'Fog off' - i.e. disappear into the mist..... rather poetic I thought.
I got the McTavish joke at about the same time as the tool works. Very much later!

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Post by bobbin on Thu May 31, 2012 7:31 am

@aquila wrote:
@PeterMac wrote:But Scottish police are just Haggis-munchers and whisky drinkers, and so by definition are useless.

and of course they keep it all tightly under their kilts. Perhaps the next 'operation' could be named after a tartan.

Yes, the "McCannlies tartan", which is predominately green and yellow, with a distinctive thread of black throughout.

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Post by PeterMac on Thu May 31, 2012 8:08 am

And the McCann coat of arms is this

Is it me, or is that a pig behind golden bars.

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Post by Snifferdog on Thu May 31, 2012 8:41 am

Yip. It's a pig alright. a wild boar, looks similar to the bush pigs have here, and the Gold bars....mmmm!

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Post by bobbin on Thu May 31, 2012 8:58 am

@PeterMac wrote:And the McCann coat of arms is this

Is it me, or is that a pig behind golden bars.

Not sure about the golden bars, looks more like chain-link fencing, the sort you find around prison perimeter walls.
The pig is true to form though, the jut of the jowl reminds me of that photo of Sir G. McC. on his return from a jogging trip up the mount at PdL.
The helmet of course, is an essential piece of equipment. Whilst offering a cast iron protection to the bearer, it can simultaneously conceal his or her identity unless, of course, it is prised open.

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Post by PeterMac on Thu May 31, 2012 11:33 am

Technically it is
Azure, fretty or, on a fess argent a boar passant gules"

Or "On a blue background, with a gold trellis, on a horizontal silver stripe, a red boar walking."

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Post by russiandoll on Thu May 31, 2012 3:32 pm

@Portia wrote:
@PeterMac wrote:But Scottish police are just Haggis-munchers and whisky drinkers, and so by definition are useless.

But at least they do not speak scouse.

And why are you insulting Liverpudlians Portia?

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Post by tigger on Thu May 31, 2012 3:42 pm

@PeterMac wrote:Technically it is
Azure, fretty or, on a fess argent a boar passant gules"

Or "On a blue background, with a gold trellis, on a horizontal silver stripe, a red boar walking."

O very nice! The boar was Richard III 's emblem. 'The Cat, the Rat and Lovell our dog, rulen all England under a Hog'

Re the government of Britain at the moment: can we put present day names to these? (Catesby, Ratcliffe? and Lovell were all mates of RIII - mind you I'm a Yorkist at heart).

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Post by monkey mind on Thu May 31, 2012 3:55 pm

@russiandoll wrote:
@Portia wrote:
@PeterMac wrote:But Scottish police are just Haggis-munchers and whisky drinkers, and so by definition are useless.

But at least they do not speak scouse.

And why are you insulting Liverpudlians Portia?

Maybe Portia isn't insulting Liverpudlians just as PeterMac was nay ansultan tha Scottis Maybe Portia just finds the Scouse tongue difficult to interpret. Many do. It's a subjectiveworld is it not.

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Post by Guest on Thu May 31, 2012 7:07 pm

@monkey mind wrote:
@russiandoll wrote:
@Portia wrote:
@PeterMac wrote:But Scottish police are just Haggis-munchers and whisky drinkers, and so by definition are useless.

But at least they do not speak scouse.

And why are you insulting Liverpudlians Portia?

Maybe Portia isn't insulting Liverpudlians just as PeterMac was nay ansultan tha Scottis Maybe Portia just finds the Scouse tongue difficult to interpret. Many do. It's a subjectiveworld is it not.

I'm not. And I do find their tongue somewhat hard to follow. But the more you practice, the better at it you get. One thing which amazes me, though, is how someone not a fluent speaker of your Kings English could possible be assumed to have written a book in that same language.

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