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Re: Too funny!!

Post by rainbow-fairy on 23.03.12 20:31

@sharonl wrote:
@rainbow-fairy wrote:
Now Clara in a special 'pinky' dress would be a sight to see, I think it'd suit him actually - he'd make a good panto dame! Every time he announces "There is an innocent explanation for anything that may or not be found" we can all holler back "Oh, no there isn't!"
Joking aside, I absolutely agree with what you said.

Will this one do?

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That is faaabulous, dahling...

Oh Sharon I haven't laughed so much in a while. I think we need some humour here sometimes to get us through.
I was right wasn't I - looks like he was born to wear that dress. It couldve been made for him. Maybe Jez will get him a guest spot on 'Big Fat Gypsy Weddings' Wink or his own show - 'Big Fat Porkie Pies'...

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Re: Too funny!!

Post by russiandoll on 24.03.12 9:15

hilarious,
now those photos.....who sugegsted the C and D pose I wonder...........the photographer I am sure knew what image he wanted portraying.

They say a picture says a thousand words...........looking at these 2, with the woman embracing and protecting the man...a reverse of what you would expect........where does the power balance in these relationships lie?
Whose head is higher than whose might be a clue...
Diana is holding her head at more or less the same level as her husband.
Kate on the other hand does not seem to be embracing her husband at all...I would love to know what she was thinking during that shot.


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Re: Too funny!!

Post by Ross on 24.03.12 9:18

@russiandoll wrote:...I would love to know what she was thinking during that shot.
F***ing t*sser f***ing t*sser f***ing t*sser?

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Re: Too funny!!

Post by bobbin on 24.03.12 9:39

@rainbow-fairy wrote:
@sharonl wrote:
@rainbow-fairy wrote:
Now Clara in a special 'pinky' dress would be a sight to see, I think it'd suit him actually - he'd make a good panto dame! Every time he announces "There is an innocent explanation for anything that may or not be found" we can all holler back "Oh, no there isn't!"
Joking aside, I absolutely agree with what you said.

Will this one do?

[img][/img]
That is faaabulous, dahling...

Oh Sharon I haven't laughed so much in a while. I think we need some humour here sometimes to get us through.
I was right wasn't I - looks like he was born to wear that dress. It couldve been made for him. Maybe Jez will get him a guest spot on 'Big Fat Gypsy Weddings' Wink or his own show - 'Big Fat Porkie Pies'...


Well, I'm sorry guys but I really don't think this photo is genuine.
If you ask me I reckon it's been photo-shopped.
There's no way that the 'pink plonkette' has a thick head of hair like that. Either it's been shopped in or it's one of those 'fluffy rugs', the sort you see round the base of a toilet to keep the floor clean.

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Re: Too funny!!

Post by rainbow-fairy on 24.03.12 9:49

Well I beg to differ bobbin.
I see NOTHING wrong there in that that suggests photo-shop!
Now why would sharonl want to paste Clarence Mitchell's head onto Barbara Cartland's bod... Oops, darn. I've given myself away now! Wink

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Re: Too funny!!

Post by bobbin on 24.03.12 9:58

@rainbow-fairy wrote:Well I beg to differ bobbin.
I see NOTHING wrong there in that that suggests photo-shop!
Now why would sharonl want to paste Clarence Mitchell's head onto Barbara Cartland's bod... Oops, darn. I've given myself away now! Wink

Yep, rainbow-fairy, that's all it takes, one slip of the tongue, and the cat's out of the bag, just like that cat underneath Pinky's armpit, oh sorry, I've just looked again and it's a dog. Talking about dogs, woof woof, they just won't go away will they.

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Post by rainbow-fairy on 24.03.12 10:08

@bobbin wrote:
@rainbow-fairy wrote:Well I beg to differ bobbin.
I see NOTHING wrong there in that that suggests photo-shop!
Now why would sharonl want to paste Clarence Mitchell's head onto Barbara Cartland's bod... Oops, darn. I've given myself away now! Wink

Yep, rainbow-fairy, that's all it takes, one slip of the tongue, and the cat's out of the bag, just like that cat underneath Pinky's armpit, oh sorry, I've just looked again and it's a dog. Talking about dogs, woof woof, they just won't go away will they.
Pesky darn canines! You wouldn't find Kate sat there snuggled up with a hound...

Dogs don't seem to like Kate! First, one pack of wild dogs attack her and bite her right calf.
Next, to add insult to injury, a springer spaniel had the gall to bark at all her posessions and try to 'frame her for murder' Wink
Poor K. What has she done to deserve it all???

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Post by Guest on 24.03.12 10:08

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@russiandoll wrote:...I would love to know what she was thinking during that shot.
F***ing t*sser f***ing t*sser f***ing t*sser?

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Re: Too funny!!

Post by bobbin on 24.03.12 10:22

@rainbow-fairy wrote:
@bobbin wrote:
@rainbow-fairy wrote:Well I beg to differ bobbin.
I see NOTHING wrong there in that that suggests photo-shop!
Now why would sharonl want to paste Clarence Mitchell's head onto Barbara Cartland's bod... Oops, darn. I've given myself away now! Wink

Yep, rainbow-fairy, that's all it takes, one slip of the tongue, and the cat's out of the bag, just like that cat underneath Pinky's armpit, oh sorry, I've just looked again and it's a dog. Talking about dogs, woof woof, they just won't go away will they.
Pesky darn canines! You wouldn't find Kate sat there snuggled up with a hound...

Dogs don't seem to like Kate! First, one pack of wild dogs attack her and bite her right calf.
Next, to add insult to injury, a springer spaniel had the gall to bark at all her posessions and try to 'frame her for murder' Wink
Poor K. What has she done to deserve it all???

You know rainbow-fairy, it beats me as to what Poor K has done to deserve all the trouble with dogs.
Perhaps we should do as Gerry tells us to do and 'ask the dogs'.
He obviously believes they must have the answers or he wouldn't have suggested it, would he, after all he is a doctor and we can't ignore that oft repeated phrase 'trust me I'm a doctor'. He knows yer know....

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Re: Too funny!!

Post by rainbow-fairy on 24.03.12 11:29

@bobbin wrote:
@rainbow-fairy wrote:
@bobbin wrote:
@rainbow-fairy wrote:Well I beg to differ bobbin.
I see NOTHING wrong there in that that suggests photo-shop!
Now why would sharonl want to paste Clarence Mitchell's head onto Barbara Cartland's bod... Oops, darn. I've given myself away now! Wink

Yep, rainbow-fairy, that's all it takes, one slip of the tongue, and the cat's out of the bag, just like that cat underneath Pinky's armpit, oh sorry, I've just looked again and it's a dog. Talking about dogs, woof woof, they just won't go away will they.
Pesky darn canines! You wouldn't find Kate sat there snuggled up with a hound...

Dogs don't seem to like Kate! First, one pack of wild dogs attack her and bite her right calf.
Next, to add insult to injury, a springer spaniel had the gall to bark at all her posessions and try to 'frame her for murder' Wink
Poor K. What has she done to deserve it all???

You know rainbow-fairy, it beats me as to what Poor K has done to deserve all the trouble with dogs.
Perhaps we should do as Gerry tells us to do and 'ask the dogs'.
He obviously believes they must have the answers or he wouldn't have suggested it, would he, after all he is a doctor and we can't ignore that oft repeated phrase 'trust me I'm a doctor'. He knows yer know....
I'm just glad he's not a psych - this man believes you can talk to dogs!!! Are they that desperate for doctors they'll allow any old nutter in? Wink
Well, following the 'trust me I'm a doctor' I did ask the dogs. Mine. He didn't specify which did he? Well my Rottie was silent, but I'm sure my terrier whimpered at me that 'Gerry is a f*****g t****r' - she must have read Ross' reply above...
Heck, I'm as mad as Gerry now Wink
But, I believe 'em coz 'Dogs Don't Lie'... 'T****r' it is then!

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Re: Too funny!!

Post by russiandoll on 24.03.12 14:50

parrots don't lie either. I wish there had been one in a cage near their tapas table.... would have made interesting listening, accents included !

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Post by aquila on 24.03.12 17:59

@russiandoll wrote: parrots don't lie either. I wish there had been one in a cage near their tapas table.... would have made interesting listening, accents included !

the parrots came after with words like - ludicrous - no evidence to support - and many other stock repetitions. Oh my, I'm a parrot, I didn't need to look anything up and I could repeat a couple of things...

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