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Where have all the guests gone?

Post by OMGlol on 04.02.11 11:35

Usually there are about 40 guests online on this site and Missing Madeleine forum every day but today there's only 1 guest on each. Does that mean all the pro's have gone on a day trip to the zoo or something?

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Re: Where have all the guests gone?

Post by Judge Mental on 04.02.11 13:34

@OMGlol wrote:Usually there are about 40 guests online on this site and Missing Madeleine forum every day but today there's only 1 guest on each. Does that mean all the pro's have gone on a day trip to the zoo or something?

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No. They don't have day trips to the zoo, because they already live there. The trouble is, they have been making such a mess of the place by rolling around in their own excrement and bouncing off the walls, that health and safety professionals have had to go in and fumigate it,. They are currently being held in a barn near Rampton for psychiatric assessments. The most recent report is saying that Rampton is not secure enough for them, so permission is now being sought to transport them in crates to Guantamo. A Hercules C 130 is on standby, however the costs of this are ridiculous for only half a dozen people, so it has been suggested that they be fastened into a chain of tin baths and tugged across the pond.

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Re: Where have all the guests gone?

Post by YNG on 04.02.11 19:08

@Judge Mental wrote:
@OMGlol wrote:Usually there are about 40 guests online on this site and Missing Madeleine forum every day but today there's only 1 guest on each. Does that mean all the pro's have gone on a day trip to the zoo or something?

tease

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No. They don't have day trips to the zoo, because they already live there. The trouble is, they have been making such a mess of the place by rolling around in their own excrement and bouncing off the walls, that health and safety professionals have had to go in and fumigate it,. They are currently being held in a barn near Rampton for psychiatric assessments. The most recent report is saying that Rampton is not secure enough for them, so permission is now being sought to transport them in crates to Guantamo. A Hercules C 130 is on standby, however the costs of this are ridiculous for only half a dozen people, so it has been suggested that they be fastened into a chain of tin baths and tugged across the pond.



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Re: Where have all the guests gone?

Post by Cherry on 04.02.11 19:11

Perhaps Clarrie has arranged a visit to the Pope for them all

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